User:Zenvious

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Bad Hair Day
Mr. Zen
Global: @Zenmeister & @Zen Again
Personal Data
Real Name: Simon
Known Aliases: '
E-Mail: zenvious (at) gmail (dot) com
Age: 35
Biographical Data
Occupation: Diversionist
Place of Birth: Buffalo, NY
Base of Operations: Independence, KS


There is nothing to see here. Or not much, anyway.

Just a short list of characters... and yeah, I'm working at getting them all profiled here. At least my heroes.

Contents

[edit] In Paragon City

... you can find heroes!

[edit] The Zenvious Foundation

[edit] Zen Academy

  • Lunar - Level 33 Tanker - Placeholder

[edit] The Office

  • Reason - Level 50 Scrapper - Placeholder

[edit] On the Rogue Isles

... you'll find villains!

[edit] The Garage

[edit] Unaffiliated

  • Pain - Level 32 Night Widow - Placeholder
  • Cierzo - Level 29 Corruptor - Placeholder

[edit] A Jaunt Into My Life

I'm a fat man with a jelly roll, a veteran roleplayer, and hunky star of stage and screen all rolled into one. Or, to paraphrase Jack Nicholson, "I've got two outta three, and that ain't bad!" I've got a beautiful wife, three rapscallions, and billions of bacteria - together we make one big, happy family! A Photoshop Junkie, MMO gamer, and tennis ball-wielding super-spy, I spend my days on a balcony overlooking the Danube, playing Death Metal's Greatest Hits on my clarinet. I don't pretend to know the meaning of life, but I know the meaning of "sesquipidalian", and that makes me feel all special inside, because if you can't beat them with brilliance, baffle them with a hyperstream of post-linguistic constructs sententially arranged so as to metaphorically and allegorically mimic the gastrointestinal effluvia of a bovine quadraped.

[edit] Toying with Templates

Just a few templates I've made, mostly because I was bored and needed something to do.

  • ZenHeroBox - A hero information box for Zenvious Foundation members.
  • FlowerBox - A fun and flowery alternative to the HeroBox.
  • ZenBox - A template to place at the bottom of Foundation members' pages, giving links to the Foundation's leadership.

[edit] Pixel Manipulation

So I do these banners, ostensibly for people's Virtueverse pages, but I'm willing to tailor them to fit a website, too. They're done in Photoshop, completely original and/or photomanipulated art with some fun typography. In any case, if you're interested in one, let me know. I'm taking commissions. (And thank you to those who have taken me up on this, for helping purchase a much-needed trackball. Next step? Graphics tablet! Then maybe I should learn a thing or two about how to draw!)

[edit] External Links

The Zenvious Foundation

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